My first dad was a pastor, but he died and went to heaven.  Then my new mom had a house fire and I wasn't allowed to go back to the house.  I even fell off a ledge when I jumped from the flames and now one of my ears is bent after they gave me surgery to save the ear.  If you adopt me, I will tell my first dad to save a special place for you.

I am full of affection and will even rub faces with you.